cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
i’m so glad anime is illegal now
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
what am i supposed to love??? briefcases???
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though
- 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
- Me: Cannabis
- 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
- Me: Bruh
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
I should get a motorcycle, they’re fun as shit.
Bring Me The Horizon live at Download Festival!
Photo credit: Julen Esteban-Pretel
Neck Deep - A Part of Me